Canada Post & You've Got Mail Part 2

On January 11, 2014, I wrote a blog about super mail boxes, or community mail boxes that were sprouting up in newer neighbourhoods like ours. I included the absurd idea spewed by the conservative government about the health benefits to seniors of these eyesores.

Seven years later,  I've become used to the idea of occasionally trekking a couple of blocks and I've adapted to varying climatic hindrances that were part of acquiring my mail.

Recently, the super mailboxes have been upgraded. We received a notice and a set of keys one day. Several weeks later, I was afforded further senior exercise opportunities by having to visit the mailbox three times. The boxes had suddenly been changed and I had neglected to switch the key on my lanyard. After going back home and retrieving the correct new key, I headed back only to discover that the boxes and numbers were also different. Back home I went to reacquaint myself with the new information. Then I tried to get my mail ! 

 At first glance, I noted the attractive artwork and sleek, stylistic design of the replacement boxes. 

Apparently, these boxes are not  only pretty, but also "more secure" we're told by Canada Post. That's a relief. After all, I wouldn't want anyone stealing my coupons, solicitations for money, or my Senior Health and Snowbird magazines.  If you look carefully at the front, there's an added bonus...giant numerals that can easily be seen without having to put on the dreaded reading glasses. OK...so far, so good.

Lovely concrete slabs to be hidden by snow in winter. I'd hate to have boxes 14 to 16...read on.

                                                                   

So what could possibly be the problem you ask? Upon careful examination you can see that the boxes are no longer square, but resemble a safety deposit box. Yes, they are slightly wider and yes, the advantage that's described in the user guide is that your magazines will lay flat as will your large business envelopes. Yayyy....bonus no more added wrinkles to William Shatner or Betty White on the cover of my Zoomer magazine.

https://www.canadapost-postescanada.ca/cpo/mc/assets/pdf/cmb/CMB_Guide_en.pdf  

There's a telephone number to call if you have mobility issues...wonderful. Good thinking. This does not help the bulk of the older population in our neighbourhood. I don't think the idea of "test subjects" ever came into the designer's mind. I'm also certain that there's been no input from the public and by public, I'm referring specifically to the senior population. 

I saw an older man who seemed to have brought a small child to help get his mail. How nice I initially thought...grandpa has taken grandson with him. I also saw a woman who was curiously contorted into a pretzel in front of the installation. Then I located and opened my own mailbox. 

I was instantly thankful that my mail slot was toward the centre and not lower down. First, I had to hunch down and twist my neck in an attempt to determine whether anything was inside (hence, pretzel lady). Secondly, the slit was so narrow, my slightly chubby, adult arm could barely fit inside (thus, small child accompaniment). Thirdly, I think the slot went all the way into the next township.

I must say though, these mailboxes give me a new mission. Henceforth, I will spend some of my free time lurking and doing an independent study of mail retrieval methods from these boxes. I'm particularly looking forward to seeing how well people are able to accomplish handstands in order to get mail from slots 14 to 16.

Oh....and please, please don't ever send me a parcel!

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UPDATE - Went to the mailbox with my adult son yesterday. He offered to reach into the box for our mail. His arm is thinner and longer, still....

This morning, hubby suggested a new solution. Brilliant.